August 03, 2006
sausage bunnies
On this japanese site directions about making party food sausages into little bunnies, very cute. followed by what i think are koalas bears
, elephants,shark. then some sort of dragonfly from what looks like a carrot. Ok getting silly now, a moose too, a bird with chicks in a nest.
Finally for those with a real warped sense of food, a sausage and cheese(?) battenburg cake
April 17, 2006
Computer Stupidities
Perfectly fits with my evil humour side, laughing at people who can't use computers, Computer Stupidities
May 27, 2005
March 22, 2005
Torn mime
Pretty hysterical spoof on Natalie Imbruglia's Torn (large 3MB windows media file)
February 23, 2005
Rude Bear
...or what they really think of coca-cola.
Went to a garden centre near home just before Christmas, and saw a Rude Bear (140k real). No wonder they said no cameras, luckily I know how to shoot from the hip.
February 03, 2005
CS:Art
A pic or two of counter street art, where people have used their spaycams in game to decorate.
Hmm, seen it done to better effect where you spay a picture of yourself crouching and use it as a decoy, so people coming round a corner shoot it rather than you, and of course at that point you hear the gunfire, jump out and put them out of their misery. Cheating? Well yes it is.
January 18, 2005
Dude, where's my tube...
From notetoself: weblog: Making the tube more fun. Amusing abuse of underground maps... I want to know where to buy the stickers personally... :-)
(originally via yoz but now I can't find from where??)
December 26, 2004
Trivial Pursuit
Classic moment from Christmas eve that I just had to share:
Question -
In what bi-monthly comic do "The Fat Slags" and "Milli-Tant" appear?
Answer (by my dad) -
Bunty
Vicky and I still haven't stopped mumbling Bunty and wetting ourselves laughing yet.
November 24, 2004
Chavs all about
Very uk socially relavant piss taking based on bohemian rhapsody tune, WWW.CHAVS.CO.UK
November 15, 2004
Tune stuck in your head?
For the times when you have a tune stuck in your head, Maim That Tune plays you something else to get stuck in there, hopefully not joining forces with the first to truely drive you batty. Fortunately its only midi or that might work, phew...
November 13, 2004
Powerpuff pinata
Boing Boing: Girl found inside pinata
What I'd want to know is, did they smack it to open it?
September 08, 2004
MUPPET !!!
Doh, well that will teach me to bid on silly things for silly prices on ebay, I've gone an won an inflateable dinghy, eBay TRIDENT 260 INFLATABLE DINGHY . Yes yes, you can all laugh heartily now... presently I'm trying to get a mate who lives in scotland to pick it up for me, as i'm seeing him at a meeting in a few weeks.
August 27, 2004
Paper Transformers
Let battle commence, Protoform Project, make your own transformer from paper from a pdf to print out, and them trash them by slamming them against each other ... woo ha !!
June 08, 2004
footy footy - badger
More badgers, back for euro 2004
http://www.footballbadgers.com/
complete with ninjas, lasers and gold (??)
May 16, 2004
...more weird dutch types
Max Weber`s Pit is a world of rollover/click flash fun, mostly offensive...
if I had to say one thing, its all a bit ren and stimpy
Weird dutch blog thing
Totally Flabbergasted - Weblog, sometimes obsecene, rude, gross, but often funny.
BananaPhone Warning
Listening to too much banaphone may lead to this kind of Aftermath. Who am I kidding, listening to it once can cause this... warning too much banaphone cause dammage your health